Why does my daughter sing the Sponge Bob song when she poops?
Why does a person have to be over 18 to buy spray paint at the Home Depot in Fredericksburg?
Why can’t a father and his almost 18 year old son get a tattoo together in Virginia?
Why do men scrunch up their eyebrows and open their [...]
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My husband came home from work one day last week and everything was perfectly normal. Hello, How was your day. The usual stuff. Then things got a little weird. As he was walking down the hall to change he yelled, “I’m taking off next Monday. Is that clear?”
I sat there looking confused. Why did he [...]
I’ll start this post by explaining that I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere. There was not a lot of entertainment that didn’t involve imagination.
Once, when I was about 11, my little brother and I watched a show on TV about hypnosis. We were both impressed. The guy was making people [...]
I’m posting links to naked women and here is why:
Not too long ago, I was sitting outside an artist’s studio when a mother and daughter walked by. I watched as the mother went from being a curious onlooker to an anxious nit-wit in a matter of seconds. Why? There was a painting of the back [...]
It’s bothered me for some time that just about every class, workshop, or demonstration I sign my kids up for are taught by women. I have nothing against woman teachers. I have met many excellent female teachers. But where exactly is the other almost 50% of the human population and why aren’t they sharing their [...]
I decided to foretell my future with the Magic 8 Ball.
I have tested for accuracy.
Is today August 15th? Yes
Am I a hot sexy momma? Reply hazy try again
AM I A HOT SEXY MOMMA? Without a doubt
Does it take more than one Computer Programmer to screw in a light bulb? Very doubtful – right that’s a [...]
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Here’s my recommended list from FindYourSpot.com’s quiz:
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Tacoma, Washington
Greenville, South Carolina
Asheville, North Carolina
Kent, Washington
Hickory, North Carolina
Hampton, Virginia
Clarksville, Tennessee
Olympia, Washington
Medina, Washington
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Hendersonville, North Carolina
Bellingham, Washington
Johnson City-Kingsport, Tennessee
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Bloomington, Indiana
Seattle, Washington
Tallahassee, Florida
Brevard, North Carolina
Springfield, Missouri
Maryville, Tennessee
Gainesville, Florida
Durham, North Carolina
Palm Springs, California
I was surprised I have so many in Washington State. [...]
My husband and I were watching a show on DIY network several months ago. When the show was over, a show about woodturning came on. We both sat fascinated as the host turned a block of wood into a gorgeous bowl. He decided he wanted to try it.We looked into lathes and tools and they [...]
This is for the contest at Parent Hacks I’m not sure if this rates in the funny category, but with a major appliance, messy rooms, and my kids being smarter than myself involved I suppose it’s worth a try.We had a terrible event happen at our house.
While blindly vacuuming under the couch, I accidentally sucked [...]
Ok, we all know about illegal drugs crossing our borders. Illegal aliens, nothing new. Human sex slaves, yeah. But when I read this I knew something had to be done.
U.S. border cops nab Mexican cheese smuggler - Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:38 PM BSTPHOENIX, Arizona (Reuters) -
Puzzled U.S. border police arrested a Mexican smuggler [...]