There hasn’t been a good thanking around here for quite some time. It’s looking like today is the day.
Without wasting any more time I’d like to introduce you to the participants in round three of the thanking trilogy. [Part 1][Part2]
First I’d like to send a thank you to LadyBanana. She has somehow managed to find [...]
[Update: I have added a breathalizer to my laptop. It will not boot if my blood alcohol level is above the legal limit for blogging. My husband and I laughed so hard when I read him this post our sides hurt. I had no idea I had so much to say about tomatoes! I think some [...]
I want to melt you
Like the ocean melts the sand
I will be unrelenting
Flowing over the surface
Caressing your skin
Smoothing the edges
I want to be like the waves
Shaping the shore
Making everything new
Just for the night
Sharing is what the internet is all about. Here are a few things I’ve decided to share with you concerning air travel.
If a plane window shade goes up and down at a rate of 30 times a minute it will not burst into flames.
I am glad I didn’t have to sit next to the big [...]
A cool breeze and cloudy skies
Little toes covered in sand
Pink sunshined cheeks and pony tails
Wet pant legs
Sand castles
No Sweetheart, we can’t take the kelp home to show your friends.
Yeah, we can pack up a few rocks.
Hurry, the water is coming in.
Build the wall higher
Dig the moat deeper.
Get some rocks. We’ll build a wall.
We can stop [...]
There is apparently been a lot of confusion about the bodily functions of squirrels. As of now, I am ranked #1 in the search engines for the phrase ‘squirrels don’t poop’. As a concerned citizen I feel that I should stop the dissemination of false information before things get out of control.
Squirrels do poop. The [...]
I’m back with my final installment of this story. I apologize for keeping you waiting. I was a witness in a civil case where a bikini wax went terribly wrong. It was a long and painful trial. Thankfully Robin Williams received justice and a nice settlement as well. So here’s the rest of the story. [...]
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I was always told that peonies would not open properly without ants. If you watch the ants busy munching on the waxy coating of a peony you can see why this would make sense. They work their way around the seams and you can almost see the bloom loosen as they work. I have read [...]
There are plenty of things a human being can be on the verge of. You can be on the verge of a great discovery. You can be on the verge of insanity. You can be on the verge of tears. I recently discovered I’m on the verge of something.
It all started late one night just [...]
I’m back again. Apparently they discovered a new deadly strain of e-coli bacteria on the meat I gave Cheney and I had to answer a whole lot of questions. I didn’t know bacterio-terrorist was even a real word. Thank Allah I managed to escape from Gitmo without too many problems. You may not know that I am [...]
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