ImPerceptible on September 30th, 2007

My Dearest Husband,
I am writing to you today to let you know that we may have to become a lesbian couple. I know what you are thinking but hear me out.
The all mighty Michael Pearl, grand poo-bah of all that is right and good and supreme ruler of homeschoolers was recently interviewed and according to [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 28th, 2007

“Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.”
Ok, they weren’t sweet potatoes and I’m not planning on shutting my mouth any time soon. But, that’s the song that came to mind and sometimes you just have to go with it. Even if it doesn’t work.
Today was ‘Tater Harvest Day. The vines of my potato [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 24th, 2007

I woke up naked in a pile of cookie crumbs and wondered why I didn’t have a headache. I actually felt pretty good. Today, as every day in America, the sun rose over the Atlantic and it would set over the Pacific. I’ve seen both. I prefer an Atlantic sunrise. In my mind, the sunset [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 24th, 2007

Have you ever had blueberry wine? It not the finest of wines but it tastes sweet and good. I bought a bottle at a roadside market. I wanted strawberry wine but they didn’t have any. Strawberry wine is the elixir of my teenage memories. Blueberry is apparently what I drink when my cat dies and [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 24th, 2007

We took a brief intermission from our vacation to drive the four hours back home and take care of something that we weren’t expecting to happen. At least not today.
There is a certain therapy in driving mile after mile through patches of clouds and patches of sun. The white lines flicker by and you are [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 23rd, 2007

It rained today. Rain at the beach can be an annoyance. Today it wasn’t. The rain came down in large warm drops. The girls and I ran down the beach with happy screams and the wind blowing in our faces. It felt good. It felt like childhood. I miss that feeling.
Out of breath I sat [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 23rd, 2007

I don’t like going in the tunnel much. I feel like a big snake is eating me. Then we’re pooped out the other side. Except we don’t get digested. We’re like corn!

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ImPerceptible on September 17th, 2007

Be back in a week.

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ImPerceptible on September 14th, 2007

Russell say where you at?
That’s a text message I got on my phone today. I replied back, ‘I’m at home. Who’s Russell?’ They didn’t respond. It was a wrong number.
I’ve only known one person named Russell. He was a hippie dude with a taste for certain forms of fungus and [...]

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ImPerceptible on September 9th, 2007

I recently found myself with some time on my hands due to the lack of my husband. This was due to both business travel and the start of the college football season. To offset my boredom I decided to create a Facebook account. It turned out to be a rather interesting adventure.
I [...]

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