And it Rhymes Too. Sorta.
I was thinking about this last night as I was falling asleep. Last night it was full of carefully crafted phrases and well planned imagery. It was actually quite good last night. At least that’s how I remember it. Somehow when I typed it up this morning it turned out very different. If you mix in a little Loretta Lynn it goes down easier.
Last night I made love to you
I thought you’d like to know
I had a bit to drink
It was quite a show
“When you turn out the light
I’m who you want me to be
There’s nothing wrong with that”
That’s what he said to me
I leaned over and turned the switch
It seems I was Jennifer Aniston
Didn’t know until he called her name
I had to think about that a minute
Then decided it was all the same
So, you made love to Jennifer Aniston
I thought you’d like to know
I hope it was good for you.
It was quite the show.
But, tonight the light will stay on
That how it’s gonna be
The only show I want tonight
Is the one with him and me
That’s how it should be
Here’s to you, Jennifer Aniston:
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Nice poem, but, holy crap, where’s my mute button? ;-)
Yeah, then again I think my wife was with George Clooney the other night. I’ll turn the light on next time too…
RTK - Awwh c’mon. You know you liked it.
Samok Daddy - How about you think of me. I’ve always wanted to make love to George Clooney. It could work out.