And it Rhymes Too. Sorta.

I was thinking about this last night as I was falling asleep. Last night it was full of carefully crafted phrases and well planned imagery. It was actually quite good last night. At least that’s how I remember it. Somehow when I typed it up this morning it turned out very different. If you mix in a little Loretta Lynn it goes down easier.

Last night I made love to you
I thought you’d like to know
I had a bit to drink
It was quite a show

“When you turn out the light
I’m who you want me to be
There’s nothing wrong with that”
That’s what he said to me

I leaned over and turned the switch

It seems I was Jennifer Aniston
Didn’t know until he called her name
I had to think about that a minute
Then decided it was all the same

So, you made love to Jennifer Aniston
I thought you’d like to know
I hope it was good for you.
It was quite the show.

But, tonight the light will stay on
That how it’s gonna be
The only show I want tonight
Is the one with him and me
That’s how it should be

Here’s to you, Jennifer Aniston:

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