ImPerceptibility

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This choice was made under a tree last month.  I waited to be sure it was true.  It is and it is right. I’ll miss ImPerceptibility but mostly I’ll miss you.  Take care.

Goodbye Stranger

It was an early morning yesterday
I was up before the dawn
And I really have enjoyed my stay
But I must be moving on

Like a king without a castle
Like a queen without a throne
I’m an early morning lover
And I must be moving on

Now I believe in what you say
As the undisputed truth
But I have to have things my own way
To keep me in my youth

Like a ship without an anchor
Like a slave without a chain
Just the thought of those sweet ladies
Sends a shiver through my veins

And I will go on shining
Shining like brand new
I’ll never look behind me
My troubles will be few

(Goodbye stranger it’s been nice)
(Hope you find your paradise)
(Tried to see your point of view)
(Hope your dreams will all come true)
(Goodbye Mary, Goodbye Jane)
(Will we ever meet again)
(Feel no sorrow, feel no shame)
(Come tomorrow, feel no pain)

Sweet devotion,
It’s not for me
Just give me motion,
To set me free
Land in the ocean,
Far away
By my chosen
Every day

So Goodbye Mary,
Goodbye Jane
Will we ever
Meet again

Now some they do and some they don’t
And some you just can’t tell
And some they will and some they won’t
With some it’s just as well

You can laugh at my behavior
That’ll never bother me
Say the devil is my savior
But I don’t pay no heed

And I will go on shining
Shining like brand new
I’ll never look behind me
My troubles will be few

(Goodbye stranger it’s been nice)
(Hope you find your paradise)
(Tried to see your point of view)
(Hope your dreams will all come true)
(Goodbye Mary, Goodbye Jane)
(Will we ever meet again)
(Feel no sorrow, feel no shame)
(Come tomorrow, feel no pain)

Sweet devotion,
It’s not for me
Just give me motion,
To set me free
Land in the ocean,
Far away
By my chosen,
Every day

Now I’m leaving,
Got to go,
Hit the road
I’m sayin’ once again,
oh yes I’m leaving
Got to go,
Got to go.
I’m sorry another day
But Goodbye Mary,
Goodbye Jane
Will we ever
Meet again

Oh I’m leavin’
I’ve got to go

I Recommend that you use:

Method brand Sweet Water scented air enhancer when you have a new puppy. It is the perfect complimentary smell to dog urine. They work well together. Never go for the citrus. Also, boiling a pot of cinnamon and cloves on the stove is helpful (unless you boil the water out and they burn).

If someone says, “You have a really young wife”

I recommend that you never say ‘She’s not that young’

The ‘I didn’t want them to think I robbed the cradle excuse’ is not gonna work.

I recommend that you never:

say “I’m trying to figure out if Greg, the Wiggle is dying” when your husband asks you what you’ve been up to on-line for the last 40 minutes.

I recommend that you never:

Yell “Were having dinner as soon as I get done uploading this picture of handcuffs to blogger” out an open window. Especially if the neighbors are out there.

I recommend that you never:

Lecture your kids about the rudeness of burping at the table unless you are certain that you yourself will not burp, 5 seconds later, when asking for the potatoes.

I Recommend that you never:

Try and break up with your beer guzzling redneck boyfriend with the old “I think we should see other people” line. He’s just gonna say – But I don’t want you to see other people.

I know, I need to let that go.

I recommend that you never:

In a fit of frustration say – Will you stop acting like a two year old! – to your temper tantrum throwing daughter. Especially if you’re in the middle of the mall and your daughter is two years old.

Come on. We’ve all had stupid parent moments. Confess and let them go. I’d love to hear a few

I do not recommend to you ever:

Try and drink a sauce that has the words “howling” and “hot” in the name.