Day Three of Diet. Let’s not talk about it.
The diet is going well even though I don’t ever want to see another piece of celery. I’ve lost three pounds and am moving to a more balanced diet plan. You know, one that includes chocolate. I don’t think that I should talk about anything today because I’m cranky as hell. Seriously cranky. MyHusband has been hiding downstairs all day. So instead of some dumb ass blog post I’ll just put up a few songs from the object of my latest musical lust. I hope you enjoy it. If not that’s your problem. I’ve got cucumbers to peel. Ohh yeah, I love you guys.
Josh Small – “Waterwings” from TCSG on Vimeo.
Josh Small – “15/20″ from TCSG on Vimeo.
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Tags: cranky, cucumbers, diet, give me some fucking chocolate before someone gets hurt, Josh small
Tags: cranky, cucumbers, diet, give me some fucking chocolate before someone gets hurt, Josh small
Maybe you should forget about the diet. After age 18 you have to choose between your butt and your face anyway. More people see my face so I will be choosing that.
No. The diet is staying. The last time I was this heavy I had another person living inside me.