Discrete Packages
The doorbell rang at 10am today. It was the UPS man with a package. I was still in my nightgown because I was up late last night. I’d had just a bit too much wine and some yummy chocolates before bed. My husband was a grateful man when he left for work this morning. I was a tired woman.
I wasn’t expecting a package today so I inspected it with a bit of curiosity. It was discreetly labeled and addressed to my husband. Like a naughty child trying to guess their Christmas gifts, I shook it and squeezed it. It gave no clues as to the content. I considered opening it but it was addressed to my husband. I called him instead.
He told me it was for me but I couldn’t open it until he got home. He made it clear I had to wait and warned me not to let the kids get into it. My curiosity soared to new heights. I remembered some interesting pillow talk not too long ago. I put the package on my dresser and tried to forget about it. It seems to have some weird psychic connection with my brain. No matter what I’m doing I see it. It’s calling to me. I want to open it but I have to wait. And I will wait. But it won’t be easy.
It is now 11am and the kids go to bed at 9pm. That’s 10 hours. Let the countdown commence.
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I bet it’s your Halloween costume.
Here it is:
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/la83050.html
Very naughty! Do you think he got the stockings as well? They come seperately.
i think it’s filled…
with LOOOOOOOVE….
and cheese!
well, that’s what i would send you. ;)
LOOOOOOOVE and Cheese. I’d love it! Maybe I should put the box in the fridge? Just in case.
OOOOOHHHH
Naughty Package!!!!
that is soo exciting.
Yes it is. I took the kids to pe class and the whole time I was with the other moms I was thinking - Thats so interesting (I have a naughty package at home!)
Tell your husband he’s welcome.
Whit - *BLUSH* Will do.
As long as it’s something personal and not that new thingy you mentioned you needed in the kitchen - or such like… lol
Lady Banana - He did good.
WHAT.WAS.IT?
Don’t tell me you’re going to pull an Anthony here.
I never pull Anthony. He always comes willingly.<br />
The package was from here and I loved his selections.