I’m Just Feeling Stupid Today.
I tried making English Muffins today but when they were done there were no nooks and crannies. I wasn’t sure why they weren’t there and I was very alarmed. I sent a distress e-mail to the queen but I haven’t heard back yet. You’d think she’d be more concerned. As far as I know those English people take their nooks and crannies very seriously. If this spreads there could big problems. Maybe she’s still pissed about that ”revolution” thing we had awhile back. I wonder why there is a guy in a funny hat outside my door.
When in the courfe of human events it becomes neceffary for one people to diffolve...
Last night I decided if I were to be a revolutionary I’d be more of a Thomas Jefferson than a John Adams. Except I wouldn’t have slaves and I wouldn’t chase away the Indians. I would also use S’s where they belong instead of F’s when I printed my declaration, but that’s just me. I mean seriously, why didn’t the freakin’ printers just make more S’s? Common sense tells you if you don’t have a S but have way to many F’s then you need to order more S’s. It’s not that hard people.
Maybe they had mercury poisoning. I think a lot of things that happened in history are the direct result of mercury poisoning. Either that or syphilis. That would explain a lot. Don’tcha think?
Good news. The second batch of muffins appear to have nooks and quite possibly crannies. Life is good. Where’s my apple butter?
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I can only assume you are in some sort of stupor–sequella from the actions that inspired your last post.
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But would you have minions? Minions are like slaves, but without all the negativity attached. It’s by far the better way to go.
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Ed – I think you were right. I seem to have taken a few weeks to recover. Hopefully I don’t have more time alone anytime soon.
Lisa – Minions wouldn’t be bad. I could do minions. As long as they weren’t those whiney needy minions. They annoy me.