Sharing is what the internet is all about. Here are a few things I’ve decided to share with you concerning air travel.
If a plane window shade goes up and down at a rate of 30 times a minute it will not burst into flames.
I am glad I didn’t have to sit next to the big smelly guy.
If you are crossing time zones, The Painted Veil is family entertainment.
I’m not sure if I was more uncomfortable or amused watching my oldest daughter pretending not to watch the love scenes in The Painted Veil.
Ginger ale is extra fizzy when you are drinking it above the clouds.
At least one security guard is looking forward to full body x-ray machines.
You do not put the kids backpack in a bin. Security gets a little uptight about that. “They are self contained bags! Just send them through!” You should however open your laptop and put it in a bin. They will clean it for you with an alcohol pad while joking with your husband about full body x-ray machines.
We are cancelling take-off is not music to a persons ears.
My husband yelling “Who forgot to shut the trunk!” and listening to my daughters giggling is.
You should warn young children that on a plane, the toilet water is blue. There is nothing wrong with their pee.
When they put eject on the button to release the in flight phone, they really mean eject.
I’m bringing my own bag of pretzels next time.
The flight home is shorter. Right?
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:03 pm
This makes me want to buy a ticket and fly somewhere right now.
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Anthony - How about Cozumel. I’ll meet you at the airport.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
It’s important too that during the safety inspection, they not jiggle the safety belts too much… it can tend to dislodge the belt from the anchor… can’t have that. (I was on a flight where this had happened.)
May 26th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I can understand. One of flight attendents had a problem with a girl a few rows up because she was sitting in her seat and her buckle wasn’t fastened. You have to wear your seat belt at all times when you are seated.