Let’s Kinda Talk About Sex

Several months ago I awoke from a very sound sleep feeling a little odd. I had a feeling of intense pleasure accompanied by the floating tingly feeling that usually follows exclamations of “Ohh Yeees” and precedes reattaching the headboard to the bed. I sat up startled and looked around. My husband was soundly asleep and my hands were safely above the Mason-Dixon Line.

“Hon, I just had an orgasm.” I said as I shook MyHusband awake.

He opened one eye and said, “Ohh, good for you.”

“No, no! I just had an orgasm and I was asleep!”

This seemed to spark his interest. He rolled over and looked at me with sleepy but lust filled eyes.

“Were you dreaming about that guy on CSI again?” He asked smirking. It was a Thursday night.

I thought about it and I couldn’t remember what I was dreaming about. All I remember is a very intense feeling and then being awake. I tried to explain as he moved his way toward my side of the bed. This was followed with a promise to wake him if it happened again.

I knew that guys sometimes have this happen. After some research I found out that women can as well. Obviously. I’m very encouraged by the fact that these can happen several times a year. Personally, I think this phenomenon is a win/win situation. I’m satisfied and MyHusband, without doing any of the work, gets to enjoy the sweetness of a woman basking in the afterglow. What I need to know is, how do I get it to happen again? There needs to be more research. Maybe I should start a fund.