New Category: Spank Me

I was pleased when Google started to index this blog. I have been missing the search traffic. If nothing else, it’s good for a few laughs. The day I found the search, “husband wife cousin sex”, from Provo Utah sent me into fits of laughter. I’m easily amused. Most of the time my searches are fairly basic. “Mary Ball Washington Gingerbread”, “Nekid Women”, or “Fortune Plant” are fairly common, yet somewhat unsatisfying. Last night, I was so surprised by one of my searches, I decided a new category was needed.

I currently post to 15 carefully chosen categories. I feel that 15 is a nice number. I have managed to fit just over 100 posts into one or more of them. However, sometimes you just have to break out of your mold and expand your writing into new areas. I’ve decided to call my new category Spank Me. Here’s why:

are you looking at my wiener belt buckle

Dear Search From San Antonio, Texas,

No, I am not looking at your wiener belt buckle. I believe that belt buckles that feature wieners are illegal in at least 5 southern states including Virginia. Not only is belt buckle featuring a wiener possibly illegal, it’s just plain tasteless. You have too much time on your hands and should find more appropriate searches. It was a Sunday for God’s sake!

So, I’m sending out a big ol’ Texas whoopin’ to the person who originated that search. I hope you learned your lesson.

For a more appropriate search I tried “Are you looking at my wiener” belt buckle. It’s good for men to be well informed when it comes to the visibility of their anatomy. I couldn’t find what you wanted, but this may help.

LED Belt Buckle with Red Letters

When you have something to say and you want the world to know it, the LED belt buckle is the way to make yourself heard! Customize it yourself to say whatever you want.
Don’t worry if you can’t make up your mind. This buckle will take up to 6 messages of up to 256 characters each! With red battery-operated LED lights framed by rows of bright cubic zirconium this is the blinging belt of the future!

So, there you have it. Hope you enjoy my new category.  I wonder what people are thinking about the searches I used to write this post!  The things I do for you guys.

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