Who Knew I was a Quaker?
Thanks to Lisa at What the heck was she thinking? for posting this. I love these type of quizzes. It was almost as fun as the Dante’s Inferno Quiz even though we already knew I was destined to hell as a lustful heretic. But who knew I was also a Quaker? A lustful, heritical, Quaker. Well, God Damn!
Belief-o-matic: A Personality quiz about your religious and spiritual beliefs
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.
Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.
| 1. | Liberal Quakers (100%) |
| 2. | Unitarian Universalism (97%) |
| 3. | Secular Humanism (92%) |
| 4. | Neo-Pagan (89%) |
| 5. | Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%) |
| 6. | Mahayana Buddhism (85%) |
| 7. | Theravada Buddhism (85%) |
| 8. | New Age (84%) |
| 9. | Taoism (81%) |
| 10. | Orthodox Quaker (73%) |
| 11. | Reform Judaism (69%) |
| 12. | Nontheist (66%) |
| 13. | New Thought (64%) |
| 14. | Baha’i Faith (62%) |
| 15. | Scientology (60%) |
| 16. | Jainism (57%) |
| 17. | Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%) |
| 18. | Sikhism (47%) |
| 19. | Orthodox Judaism (45%) |
| 20. | Hinduism (40%) |
| 21. | Islam (36%) |
| 22. | Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%) |
| 23. | Seventh Day Adventist (35%) |
| 24. | Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%) |
| 25. | Eastern Orthodox (23%) |
| 26. | Roman Catholic (23%) |
| 27. | Jehovah’s Witness (16%) |
Tags: heretic, lustful, personality, quaker, religious beliefs, who knew
We came out with the same results. I guess I could see myself as a Quaker. The hats are cool.
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I would have picked you for a Quaker or a Unitarian! Not sure I like the hats.
I am more FLDS myself, I like the submission & prairie dresses etc.
Phil – I can see you in the hat. You could make it work. Are you a fan of oatmeal? If so, it might work out for you.
Amelia – If I felt the need to pick a church, and I don’t, I’d probably pick a UU church. But all the free oatmeal you get if you’re Quaker would be tempting.
You don’t need a church, you need some discipline and a good spanking.
Hey, look at that, we’re almost the same! I am slightly jealous you’re more Quaker-y than me…I’ll have to work on that.
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I took the quiz, and it called me a goddamned atheist. Not sure what to make of that…
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Lisa – I think we share quite a few of the same views. I think I’m more quaker-y because I’m a huge oatmeal lover. Even when I was a kid. Mom would make it and put a chocolate syrup smiley face on top. I loved it. I had no idea it would one day influence my religious beliefs. That and the fact that I look super sexy in a good hat. :)
RTK – Well, you are a goddamned atheist so… See you in hell? By hell I mean New Jersey.
I think we do, as well.
Heading for the oatmeal now….Lower cholesterol AND a religion. Can’t beat that.
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My computer was being a total jerkface when I tried to answer those questions. It took FOREVER. I guess kicking the computer and just powering the ol’ Dell down at the end of each day is finally taking its toll on the ol’ computing machine.
Anyway. I totally won 100% “nontheist” and 100% “secular humanism” in that game. Here are the rest of my results: http://tinyurl.com/ctauty
Toodles.
- David C. Garcia
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Lisa – Oatmeal, almost as good as a fresh ripe tomato.;)
David – You need to treat your computer better. Be good to your computer and it will…still be a total jerkface but you won’t blame yourself. Looks like I’ll be seeing you in hell as well. Bring some lemonade. And bacon. Ummm Bacon.
A. Thanks for the nauseating picture. *ack!*
B. Definitely hell. Definitely bacon.
C. I just treat my work computer like shit. I figure the sooner it crashes, the sooner our IT guy will get me a new one to start mistreating.
- David
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A – You are welcome.
B – I’ll bring the nachos
C – I worked briefly as an IT person in my past life (Life before kids) and I’m reporting you to the council. You’ll never see a new computer now!
Not sure if anyone mentioned this yet but Quakers don’t wear those funny hats anymore. We dress just like everybody else. We’re different from the Amish.
But you still make great oatmeal. NOM!
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VISITOR – What no hats! No wonder I can’t find any Quakers in my area. I kinda like the hats. Do you think maybe if I become a Quaker I could wear the hat?
David – What you said!