Revenge of the Spider

It was like a scene from a horror movie except the spider was just bigger than the tip a pencil. Besides that it was scary. Imagine waking up to a spider slowing descending from the ceiling just above your head. Making it’s way toward your face. Trying to make you it’s bitch. My sleepy eyes went in and out of focus as it worked its way slowly toward me. I’m sure if they hadn’t been too tiny for me to see, its eyes would have been glowing an evil red. Its fangs would have been poised and ready to strike. I reached up and pinched it between my fingers. Then I looked around for others. I hope that wasn’t the scout spider out looking for a new home. Do you think the spider queen will send out a search party of bigger meaner spiders? Spiders hell bent on getting revenge for their brothers unjustified death? You never know. I’m watching my back. And my ceiling. You can never be too safe.

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