How to Get to Florida
Turn onto I95 south and drive. Keep driving. Drive some more. Check out the Waffle House of God.
Drive. Stop to Check out the Squat and Gobble.
Drive. Wonder why Georgia has such bumpy roads.
Drive your mini-van like you stole it.
Flip off the guy in the Ford Focus with the ‘I heart my Marine’ bumper sticker because he’s a dick.
Drive some more. Yell ‘Yo home slice, get your truck outta the way’ because you’re a little crazy from all the driving and think it’s really funny.
Remark that the kids are awesome. Thank the waffle god for Nintendo DS and Netflix.
Arrive, get a salad for dinner because you are painfully aware you need more fiber in your diet.
Sleep like a baby all night.
Continue to drive until you reach Orlando. Be sure to watch out for ‘gators.
February 26th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Good advice, that. You do NOT want to molest an alligator. Their boobs are too small anyway.
February 26th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
I got to hold a small alligator. They are actually kinda cuddly. :)