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So last month everyone was thankful.  I was too but I didn’t post about it. I say, screw all this being thankful stuff.  Yeah, we’re all thankful for lots of stuff but that’s kinda boring.  Let’s talk about things you hate. You know, the things that drive you crazy for no reason other than because they do. The things that make you see red. That’s way more fun and interesting.

Here’s my list:

1. People sending me stupid ass gifts on Facebook. I don’t need a BFF virtual flower bouquet. I don’t even know why my uncle thinks he’s my BFF. Or for that matter, if he even knows what a BFF is. That’s just creepy.

2. Freakin English boy choir music. MyHusband, must you play that every freakin’ year at Christmas time? I hate that crap. It makes the hair on the back of neck stand on end. Not in a good way. I’d rather listen to nails on a chalk board. I’d rather eat raw hamburger. I’d rather read Sara Pallins book. I’m not joking!

3. When the librarian decided to comment on every book I am checking out. Shesh lady, I know it’s good book. I wasn’t checking it out because I thought it sucked. And really are there any bad books, or just bad writers? Think about it.

4. When people call me to tell me about what they bought at the grocery store. Or what they fixed for dinner. Or about their pet hamsters bowel movements. I don’t care and it pisses me off.

5. People that tweet the same exact thing over and over again on Twitter. Dude, I got it the first time and I wasn’t impressed. No need to tweet it sixteen more times. I’m not gonna get more impressed.

6. Teachers that don’t say thank you for a gift. I don’t expect a handwritten note on fine stationary but you need to say thank you. That pisses me off and you won’t be getting anything from me again. When the other teachers get a gift and you don’t, you can go complain about how parents don’t support you.

7. Idiots. Specifically, idiots that complain that the neighbor’s garden hose burst and is flooding their back yard but don’t have enough sense to climb the fence and turn the spigot off. Duhh! Do I have to do everything for you people!

8. Those stupid tiny sample floss packs you get from the dentist. What a waste.

9. Shaving my freakin legs. Why, oh why did I get dark hair and light skin? Why?!

10. People complaining about all the things they hate…Umm, wait. Nevermind.

So, tell me something you hate. Or dislike. Or just want to tell someone about. C’mon, you’ll feel better.