What about the Mrs.?
Alright, so I’m a nerd. But, I am really liking BlogPulse Trend Search No, this is not a paid advertisement. I just really like it. You can enter all kind of weird things and get a graph showing the number of blog posts that contain the search terms. It’s really a lot of fun. Here is a graph for Christmas.
It proves that Mrs. Claus is unappreciated. Almost completely forgotten. She even ranks below Rudolph. All Rudolph has to do is eat magic corn and blink his nose!
This is just wrong! That poor woman has been scrubbing soot out of red velvet and white fur for how many years? Can you imagine the amount of glitter she has vacummed out of the carpet? I’d like to see you try and keep up with all those elves. Not to mention all the reindeer poop she has scooped. (You know that stuff floats don’t yah?)
I feel sorry for her. Stuck up at the North Pole with nothing but elves and an abominable snowman to keep her company. The constant noise from the toymaking shop. The sickly sweet smell of gingerbread and peppermint – day after day after day. Does she complain? No. Does she pout? No. Does she cry? No. Why? I’m telling you why. It’s because she has to watch out for all those flying reindeer. They have a well documented history of running over old people. The poor lady, Santa Claus isn’t just coming to town. He lives there. I say show her some respect. Give a woman a break. The least you can do is mention her in a puny little blog post. Lets face it, without her Santa would just be a creepy old guy in a dirty suit that plays with elves.
Join with me, send a message to Mrs. Claus and let her know we appreciate her. She is a valued and valuable part of Christmas. It’s the least you could do.
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i heard that santa doesn’t exist. my take? santa isn’t a dude in a fat suit at all. it’s a chick in a fat suit. could a dude be THAT organized? no. could a dude REMEMBER who was naughty and who was nice? uhm, HECK NO. could a dude have the patience it takes to direct and mentor ELVES? i think not.
i say that the whole jolly ol’ man in a red suit bizness is just clever branding thought up by some really savvy chick aka “mrs claus”.
& btw - thanks for stopping by - i hope you had a great holiday! :)
I’m with you. Poor old Mrs. S.
Typical.
Oops, forgot to add the comments back in when I was “re-modelin’” Sorry aboput that!
He had a great b-day. His family came over and we had a nice party for him. Brutus didn’t make an appearance. I forgot to invite him :)! He liked the cake the girls decorated for him and he really loved the new wood working tools.
I’m glad everything worked out for you. I was thinking about you.
santa a missus? hmmm…not bad!
this blog site is getting fancy lady!…took me a while to see where i can do post…
how was the birthday? did brutus come out to do cartwheels and cupcakes? hope the man had a good one!
Excellent point! I never thought about it that way. I think you are on to something… If you go missing and the only clue to the crime is glitter prints on the carpets I’ll know that the ‘Mamazilla Christmas Conspiracy Theory’ was correct!
I had a great holiday and am looking forward to a great 2007.
Hard to believe Christmas is already around the corner. I am ready for some Thanksgiving turkey though.
Time goes fast. I almost forgot about this post from last year. Enjoy your turkey!