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“I’m dressed in black. Yo. I got on a baseball cap. Yo. It’s not about rocking it for the Hollywood, Baby. Yo.”
That’s what my daughter said as she was leaving the house to play dodgeball. I wasn’t sure what she was talking about.
I said, “Well, you get on with your bad self girlfriend.” I am 5% sure they were laughing with me, not at me.
Gangsta Rappa isn’t a career I’d considered for her. It might work out. She looked really cute in her black gouchos that are about two inches too short, a navy blue dog wars shirt, and her pink Tinkerbell hat we got at Disney Land.
My new gangsta name is ‘John Cougar Dung Beatle’. It seem somewhat appropriate. What’s yours?
July 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I got John Cougar Gat Slinga - does that mean we are in the same gang?
July 20th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I’m Tree Trunk Fish? Doesn’t really sound gangsta, unless Dr. Seuss is the ringleader.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
‘Loose G’ without a word of a lie.
I am not ACTUALLY loose I’ll have you know, I am just cheeky. The mark of a real man is that he can tell the difference. The ‘puter has failed my test.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Chris - Yeah we’re in the same gang. We hang out in front of the beer store and pop a spit ball in the ear of anyone disrespectin’ our monkey ale. Yo!
Carol - I just made a mental picture of the Dr. Suess gang. I think I want to join.
Island Girl - It may not be accurate but it at least sounds like a gangsta name. It’s better than John Cougar Dung Beetle. I be lacking the street cred with that.
I tried it with ImPerceptible and it gave me Masta Hob-nobba. Street cred is not mine to have.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
What up bee-otches? It just dropped my real handle. Fo realz.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Da Daddy
True dat.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Yo! We got the LA gangstas in da house. They is hard core thugz.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
This explains it. My daughter loved cookie monster when she was little.
http://gizoogle.com/showimage.php?id=39
(Thanks fo’ tha link Good Ass Mule Robba)
July 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I’m back!
Supa Mafiosi
very confused
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
Supa Mafiosi is in da house. It’s funky ass ta see yo face again! Hope you had a bootylicious vacation.
July 28th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
King Rat Snatch in the hizzy.
Jesus wept.
July 29th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Bill, you are the official winner! Of what I am not sure. That is too funny.
July 30th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Cash is always good ;)
August 1st, 2007 at 12:13 am
I am, like, shaking with laughter at these comments. And my huz is watching Shark Week. And I need to sleep.
August 1st, 2007 at 9:45 am
1213 am? Wow, I’ll say you need some sleep. No more Shark Week for you, young lady.
August 1st, 2007 at 11:17 am
King Rat Snatch wants some money fo’ sheezy. The check is in tha mizzle crazy up in here.
Tree T-R-to-tha-izzunk fish, I am laugh’n it up R-to-tha-izzight along wit you.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
OK, I’m not completely certain, but you may need to be slapped for that. I’ll let you know once I find out.
August 9th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Yo, John Cougar Dung Beatle.
Great post! Gotta go, sucka.
Chewy tha Chinaman
August 9th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Chewy tha Chinaman is in da house. Stoked you liked tha pizzy.