You Want My Support?

I have had five calls in the last three days asking for my support of a candidate. Stop freakin’ calling me! I am not going to tell you whom I’m voting for. You will find out on Election Day, just like everyone else.

You want my support? I’ll tell you how to get my support. Stop spending your money on monkey brained shit throwing campaign ads and donate it to a worthy charity. It doesn’t even have to be a charity I support. Any legitimate non-political non-profit will suffice. Then take all your volunteers that spends hours upon hours calling mothers, trying to teach their children how to read and write, and let them do some real volunteer work. Go feed the hungry, clean up the park, or re-index the books at the library. Heck, you fix the potholes in down town Fredericksburg and you got my vote buddy! Imagine it, a world where people running for public office actually care about the needs of the people. Now that’s a campaign I can get behind.